Thanks so much for your kind words—and I’m really sorry to hear about your experience!
Kazoos can definitely be a little tricky if you haven’t used one before. They don’t have a separate “noise maker” inside—instead, the sound actually comes from humming into the kazoo. The paper membrane vibrates with your voice, which creates that classic buzzing sound. Blowing air alone won’t produce the effect.
That said, we absolutely want you to have something that works and feels fun, not frustrating! If you’re still having trouble, feel free to stop by the store or message us—we’d be happy to swap it out or show you how to get it buzzing 😊