We all know dogs are man's best friend - but what if you're allergic? Or your building doesn't allow real dogs??? This can help solve both those problems, while also helping to cure your crippling loneliness! Teehee!
Is it hot in here? Or is it just this mushroom? No but really, it's hot out y'all but it still isn't as hot as this fiendish fungi!
You all know the song played around Halloween where a bunch of monsters have a dance party? This isn't that, this is the Monster MUSH! Take THAT copyright!
I always found comfort in thunderstorms. Now people have rain machines to mimic that feeling of being under a constant storm!! I think this little guy can add even more ambiance to your stormy nights, whether they be real or not!
Out of any and all supernatural creatures, I think zombies are the scariest by far! That's why we made a zombie mushroom, so I could personally get over my fear! I don't think it worked though...
