Alter Ego Moth

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Alter Ego Series 8 Moth
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Pickup available at 13503 SE Mill Plain Blvd STE B-3 Vancouver, Wa 98684

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Celebrate yourself. In moth form! No matter what you're partying about, I promise it will be even better as a moth! Birthday? Birthday moth! New haircut? That new haircut, but on a moth! New pupae just hatched from those eggs you laid last week on the stem of that geranium? MOTH!

Ponies dream of becoming unicorns. Daisies maybe dream of becoming roses. Moths don't dream (that we know of) because their brains aren't really wired that way, but if they did, moths would dream of becoming DRAGONS. Specifically, this dragon.

Don't know the difference between a moth and a butterfly? Well that makes me MAD! The kind of mad that requires a lot of EYELINER and SPIKEY JEWELRY!! You probably don't even know that butterflies make a chrysalis, but moths make a COCOON! Ugh! *Guitar solos away*!!

Oh venerable moth, channel the power of nature and let me receive your wisdom! Shower it on me like drops of dew on the early morning moss! Bestow it upon me as the young sapling, straining through dark branches for the sun! Let me bask in your knowledge like the forest breeze, dancing over the toadstool! No? Absolutely not? Oh. Alrighty then.

The world needs a moth that really understands root vegetables. A moth that feels as comfortable on a salad as it does flapping around a lightbulb. A moth that also works as an important source of vitamin K. The world needs this moth.
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